A New New

Oliva

This is getting redundant.

First, you said things...now this?

We often regret the first word we think of when we wake up. Oh, that's just me now? That's just what's left of this shirt.......and this frank sense of purpose.

Fred

P.S. Why not go pro?

Fred's first again

Fred's a juggler ( bad idea! ), he tried using Grass Snakes, but after 5 days of thoughtful consideration, they might get stepped on,

AND THAT'S MEAN.

He once tried it with his hands tied ( one tennis ball really isn't juggling ).

( 622 months after the crash )

Because of the accumulated shortcomings of Fred, parenthesis are used.

( Welcome and congratulations. )

you have something on your face.
no, right there.
( )

( When as occasionally happens, Fred proliferates wildly. )

In short

Thanks for that wonderful letter, I feel pulchritudinous. I feel like a Hero in a ballad. A 20 year old typewriter that hasn't been touched, a run-on sentence that just left, like Greuze, that French painter that died in 1805, a big brown thing headed towards your face, you, I feel.



We're lucky the lights are on, so we don't trip over our asses.

T hank you and I love you,
O liva

Don't it make you hungry?

Police are investigating what they believe is a double murder-suicide at an apartment complex in Garland.
Three bodies – two females and one male – were found shortly before 9:45 a.m. today inside a unit at the Steven Oaks apartment complex in the 2000 block of West Campbell Road, said Fred, a Garland police spokesman. "A dog was also found dead"
Officers found a pistol, furniture, some awesome mix tapes, and a Sex-Swing inside the apartment,

Officer Fred said it appears to be a double murder-suicide, but he declined to specify who police believe is the shooter.
He said the victims appear to be related to one another, but he declined to release their identities pending notification of next of kin.
The apartment manager called police after one of the victim's employers called because the victim had not shown up for work.
Joyce Salmon, who lives in the complex, and loves ascription, pump-jacks, and Jesse, said today she was friendly with the victims and not so shocked to hear the news. She said the couple and their 16-year-old daughter lived in the apartment with a dog named Quarter Horse Three Quarter Boy.

The family moved in less than a year ago.
Ms. Salmon said, quite politely, "Eat Shit." *

Don't only do

I haven't taken a shower since I picked those fights. Anagram, Spice Rack, even Tape Measurer,

they all got me.

Anagram, I just couldn't figure out.
Spice Rack, couldn't be touched with oven gloves or tongs.
Tape Measurer, I don't know kilometers

............... .I should've come after them with that Paradoxical Imagery!

What's that word for the space between your toes?
I would say dirty.

Anyways, the pizza and pink lemonade was over the top!!! The sooner my face gets better, the sooner you'll see me.

Happy Holidays,
Fred

Funny Feelings about Fred

I've learned the universe is bumpable, similar to a Hulla-Hoop. kyedcttttttttttttttttttttttttttxzjteaZWr b. Shit, it fucking fell. 5 little Piggies went to market, and they all got slaughtered. Where are your feet now, probably surrounded by a big shackle called the Hulla-Hoop.

Oliva, I'm sorry to write to you like this, I don't want to sound crazy, but I grew up with Hulla-Hoops.

I'm going to type a lot more only using the space key 'cause I know you'll understand.














The enter key moved alot quicker for the last five lines,
FRD