Sorry folks, parks closed

This Evening, Fred is going to have a odd evening. Fred came home to his nothing apartment, from his nothing job, with his nothing co-workers. He Undress briskly and fires up his computer. Fred checks his e-mail and his pitiful stocks, he masturbates violently to his favorite pornstar of the month 30 second clips. Fred showers trying to wash off his day. During his meal prepration of tuna salad Jamal the token black neighbor who lives down stairs knocks on the door asking if fred would like to partake in smoking a joint. Fred feels so inclined and smokes with Jamal; Fred listens to Jamals useless banter as the smoke rises lazily and fills up the room. Reality snaps back to Fred and realizes the Jamal is asking him something. "What" Fred says. With his ebonics inflicted language Jamal repeats his last phrase "I gots some ups, wanna go watch a flick?" Fred not understanding just mumbles "Yeah, Im stoned too". Jamal with obvious frustration says "Na Man, I
gots some ups, wanna watch a flick." Fred Still not understanding the words "Ups" or "Flick" but not wanting to be rude to his african friend says "Ok". They step into Jamal's immaculate apartment and Fred seats himself on the couch, while Jamal goes into the bedroom and pops a movie into the Wal-Mart brand dvd player. The title flashes across the screen and to Fred's horror its "White Chicks with Black Dicks 800" Jamal smiles and sits on the adjacent chair, Fred stomach is doing somersaults while he ponders that the movie he is about to partake in has been done with 799 different variations. Fred watches as this petite white chick with platinum blond hair is banged in various orifices by 4 black veiny dicks. Freds mind is repeating over and over "My God What Have I Done". It took one look at Jamal furiously masturbating for all the pieces to click into place and Fred to realized what "Ups" and "Flick" meant. Fred Pukes his tuna salad all over the couch.