I am going to do this. I am going to open a clinic. Look, so I enjoy douching things. My clinic is going to be open to any and all who need something douched.
Come one. Come all. Get douched how you like it. How you need it. Something you got needs douched? Come to me and my clinic. Refillable gifts cards will be available soon. Get it for your loved ones. Get if for those you don't like but know they need it or have something that needs it.
Things need douching and PLEASE tell me if you know of anyone else that is better suited to douch something out than this guy. Anyone? That is what I thought.
Second on the list of things to do is to be able to mobilize my services. Anywhere, any time.
This is a highly unserved market. DOUCHERS UNITE!!!
Your lady friend not handling things correctly? Come on in!
Your animals fouling up your scene? Bring it!
Your car, turck or van not have that fresh feeling? Let's do this!
Also available, the unprecedented and record breaking, now patented UN-douching!
Your buddy came over with frosted tips? Fuck him, let's fix that!
Your boss enjoys flaunting his self-importance? Let's take him/her down a peg!
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2 comments:
Um...this is hilarious. And sad...but mostly hilarious. Bleached tips......whew boy, bleached tips.
Good work.
you are going to see a lot of yuck mouth.
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