Tuesday, April 21, 2009

You know what? I like you.

Any who, on to more important life altering raise a hand if you want one pieces of meant well. So once again we visit Almore and Ilmore. These two are pure unadulterated meant well. Last we heard they were in Austin enjoying the varying nightlife that it possesses. The California of Texas as known to most of us. It is a lot like going to Epcot and touring the world but with all American flavors. Well, apparently they are back in North Texas.
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Slagle man fatally shot at horse track 10:46 PM CT
12:36 PM CDT on Monday, July 23, 2007
From Elliot Six Reports
Law enforcement officials were investigating the fatal shooting of a 45-year-old Slagle man at a horse track Sunday.
The County Mounty Department said Esquire Griminess' was found with multiple gunshot wounds at the racetrack on County Road 227 at about 5 p.m.
Lt. Corporal said Mr. Griminess' appeared to have been shot by a track official during the 3rd race. He was pronounced dead at the scene. The official in question we have found to be a local by the name of Almore Lampin. He was unavailable for comments immediately afterward as he was being sequestered in the stables by authorities. His brother Ilmore released the following statement, "My brother is the finest of track veterans. He was president of his FFA group at the community school and has served at this track for 3 years. We never like to see the riders or the horses to get injured. As you well know a broken leg spells the end of their careers and most owners ask to have them put down. My brother was only following their instruction. There is no story here that doesn’t happen at other tracks across this great nation of America. The rider went down hard after Concrete Chipper tripped over Lucky Lager as they passed the 3rd furlong. Mr Griminess' appeared to be in excruciating pain so my brother took action to end his misery."

1 comment:

Justin said...

Here in Frog Land, we always eat our porridge, 'cause it keeps us frogs real peaceful like.