Friday, December 5, 2008

Don't it make you hungry?

Police are investigating what they believe is a double murder-suicide at an apartment complex in Garland.
Three bodies – two females and one male – were found shortly before 9:45 a.m. today inside a unit at the Steven Oaks apartment complex in the 2000 block of West Campbell Road, said Fred, a Garland police spokesman. "A dog was also found dead"
Officers found a pistol, furniture, some awesome mix tapes, and a Sex-Swing inside the apartment,

Officer Fred said it appears to be a double murder-suicide, but he declined to specify who police believe is the shooter.
He said the victims appear to be related to one another, but he declined to release their identities pending notification of next of kin.
The apartment manager called police after one of the victim's employers called because the victim had not shown up for work.
Joyce Salmon, who lives in the complex, and loves ascription, pump-jacks, and Jesse, said today she was friendly with the victims and not so shocked to hear the news. She said the couple and their 16-year-old daughter lived in the apartment with a dog named Quarter Horse Three Quarter Boy.

The family moved in less than a year ago.
Ms. Salmon said, quite politely, "Eat Shit." *

1 comment:

SinlessTouch said...

He last wished before died was: I want to try a sex swing!